IC Contact
You've reached the voice mail box for the angel Balthazar. Sorry I missed your call!
Well... actually, that depends who you are. I may have deliberately missed your call, in which case I won't get back to you unless you have a really good reason I should make the attempt. So, I advise you to make a list of potential bribes when you leave your message. If I want to talk to you, I won't need them.
...Beep.